the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered. today i will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant in which case i will eat a cookie - cookie monster - 1-color letterpress on 3.5 x 5 inch grey cotton paper card - packaged with a grey envelope and in clear sleeve - available as single cards