Funny holiday card pairing kitschy vintage imagery with irreverent humor—perfect for customers seeking clever, sassy holiday cards. It begins like a beautifully old-fashioned Christmas blessing and ends somewhere considerably less holy. • Size: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2) • Printed on thick, recycled paper • Includes colorful envelope made in the USA • Blank inside • Card is printed in the USA • Use: Christmas, holiday, irreverent humor, funny gift Best for: Quirky gift shops, indie bookstores and boutiques, and customers seeking funny Christmas cards, religious satire, vintage-inspired humor, and mischievously inappropriate holiday gifts.