For the passive-aggressive note you never had the nerve to actually write. "If I give you a straw, can you suck the joy out of someone else's day?" This handcrafted wood fridge magnet is the perfect funny gift for cubicles, break rooms, or anywhere energy vampires congregate. A hilarious coworker gift, office stocking stuffer, or home decor piece that says exactly what you're thinking. Size: 2 Inches x 3 Inches